Tag-ging and Shop-ping

I've been tagged by SewFunky to take on The Book Tag....

Here's how it works:

Go to the closest book to you, not necessarily the book you have just read, or your favourite, but the closest. Turn to page 56 and copy out the 5th line, followed by the next 2 to 5 lines.

The book closest to me just happens to be the one that I'm half way through at the moment; No I Don't Want To Join a Bookclub, by Virginia Ironside.

Page 56
....Not even $50.00....You are going to receive the entire life changing course for only $29.95.
For this you will receive:
1. 8-inch by 10-inch certificate in colour, with gold seal (Certificate professionally printed by an ink press).
2. Proof of Minister Certification in your name
3. Shipping is free

How about getting a certificate and then, during the christening of the little person, suddenly bursting out with: 'Welcome to the World! I am your minister and grandmother!'
Perhaps not.

This book is rather amusing so far and I'm really enjoying reading it.
Thanks for the tag Dione!

I've added the bookmarks in the mosaic above to The CurlyPops Shop.